A few words in remembrance of our friend, our fellow sufferer, our comrade in the fight against History and the condition of Man... Hillary Clinton. No one has fought the good fight like this woman. From the infidelities of her husband up until the last breaths of this campaign, she has overcome hardship after hardship while resiliently enduring it all and coming back for more. She practically witnessed her promised presidential term dissolve before her eyes because of Our Savior Barack Obama's divine miracle workings. Some of you may say, "But she was a monster!" "Did you see what she did to our Lord Obama?" "She was hate-filled, a panderer, and arrogant" "She deserves no respect" "She was a liar who thought the presidency was owed to her" "Why honor such a horrible person?" "Why did she persist if her defeat was destined to happen?" And we will smile and say... Can't you understand why she did what she did? Have you ever fought with all your might against an inevitable misfortune? Have you ever had a dream within reaching distance only to have it disappear when you grasped at it? Do we all not participate in a pointless campaign despite the fact that we know that death awaits us at the end? Yes, she was egoistic and imperfect, but such is the human condition. That is why we mustn't reject her, but rather, we should embrace her all the more. She is our role model for the existential war we wage everyday we live. She is our knight against Fate, our shining star, our saint of metaphysical rebellion. BUT NO TEARS! NO CRYING! All noble undertakings must end. And her corpse, which fell valiantly in battle, will serve to fertilize the soil in which Barack The Messiah will plant the seeds of CHANGE, HOPE, and The Kingdom of God! THAT shall be her ultimate achievement and her claim to sainthood!
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Amen.
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